Bib (me) has been learning to drive recently, not a golf ball, not even a golf cart, but a 5 speed manual CAR!!!! Righteous.... Anyways, this has led to a finer appreciation of the art of driving a car, and not purposely running pedestrians over, then getting out of the car and collecting their cash. Grand Theft Auto? What's that? :)
But seriously folks, if the saleyards weren't the secluded area they are, well, you'd be visiting me during the state prison's visiting times 5 times a week (coz you love me that much!). Why? Let's just say that reverse goes a lot faster than one might think, I certainly wouldn't want to be an innocent bystander in a carpark that's for sure!
But I'm sure all that you're interested in is the beast that I'm taming (no it isn't some fat chick). The car, its engine roars like a bunny rabbit, brakes that squeal like a squashed cat, and, wait for it..... wind-up windows!!!
Lesson 1: Do not reverse at the same speed that you would go on a highway.
That's all for now, to all my readers, stay classy!

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