Caddyshack

Bib is one of those types who is a sports tragic, but just so happens to be lacking in possibly the most important part of them, the SKILLS. Since I put it in capitals, I thought I better think of an acronym, Superly Krappy Idiotic Loserly Loserish Skills. That about sums it up!

The golf course is one of the places where I attempt to showcase my SKILLS, and end up just becoming an entertainment outlet for all in the vicinity.

Let's check out my SKILLS!

Probably one of my better shots for the day, check out that concentration, you just can't beat those SKILLS.


 

Here's me again, this time auditioning for the new Baywatch movie, acclimatising and bronzing my luscious skin.

This guy will make the pro circuit, mark my words. Hopefully, if I'm really nice to him now, I can mooch off of him later on!

We were also lucky enough to have a kangaroo anatomy lesson, which was amusing to say the least...

Yeah, that's right buddy, caught in the act, you know if people do that they get arrested! You lucky roo, I salute you!

"Who, me?" As innocent as they come :)

Speed, Taxi Driver, Fast and Furious, and any other movies to do with driving

Bib (me) has been learning to drive recently, not a golf ball, not even a golf cart, but a 5 speed manual CAR!!!! Righteous.... Anyways, this has led to a finer appreciation of the art of driving a car, and not purposely running pedestrians over, then getting out of the car and collecting their cash. Grand Theft Auto? What's that? :)

But seriously folks, if the saleyards weren't the secluded area they are, well, you'd be visiting me during the state prison's visiting times 5 times a week (coz you love me that much!). Why? Let's just say that reverse goes a lot faster than one might think, I certainly wouldn't want to be an innocent bystander in a carpark that's for sure!

But I'm sure all that you're interested in is the beast that I'm taming (no it isn't some fat chick). The car, its engine roars like a bunny rabbit, brakes that squeal like a squashed cat, and, wait for it..... wind-up windows!!!

Lesson 1: Do not reverse at the same speed that you would go on a highway.

That's all for now, to all my readers, stay classy!

A New Hope

A fresh start for the man I call Bib, in case you were wondering, that's me. Like all great things, a great start to captivate the audience is the key to a long and prosperous artform. This blog is no exception.





Ok, I lied. This is the best thing I could come up with at 8:57 PM on a Sunday night. To be brutally honest, that was pathetic. BUT, there have also been plenty of great things that have started slowly, from humble beginnings, to become FREAKIN' MASSIVE SUPERSTARS!!!!!

Who the hell am I kidding? The purpose of this post is to let you all know that I am alive and well, and that the brain is functioning like a McDonalds burger patty, bloody ugly and not doing a lot of thinking. Thus concludes the commencement of what will hopefully be a much more entertaining read for all of my beloved readers (or obsessed fans).

Cheerio!